June 1st, 2012 at 3:39PM

transitory:

#when steve harvey gets mortified at contestants and they turn out to be dead on and then his mortification redirects to america it is literally THE GREATEST THING TO EVER EXIST ON TELEVISION

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June 1st, 2012 at 3:39PM

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June 1st, 2012 at 3:34PM
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June 1st, 2012 at 3:18PM

karinanirak:

Lily during her seventh year at Hogwarts.

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May 31st, 2012 at 6:13PM
asker

Anonymous asked: I am a creepy anon. I want to know what color your hair is, what size shoe you wear, and how long you can hold your breath before you pass out.

Hiya, Anon!
I have pixie-cut brown hair that I love dearly. I also have puny-ass size 5 feet (SO TINY).
Um, let’s see how long I can hold my breath… *turns purple*
GASP. I think that was around maybe a minute? I think so. HOLDING YOUR BREATH IS HARD.

May 31st, 2012 at 4:26PM

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May 31st, 2012 at 3:44PM
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hovikstad:

Regina Spektor - Firewood

“everyone knows it’s going to hurt
but at least we’ll get hurt trying”

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ArtistRegina Spektor
TitleFirewood
AlbumWhat We Saw from the Cheap Seats
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May 30th, 2012 at 4:13PM

OH. MY HOLY JESUS.

This is one of the best portal-related things I’ve seen, aside from the adorable Outside Aperture by Eisenfuher.

#portal 2#lab ratt#OMG
May 30th, 2012 at 3:51PM

nerdographer:

It’s so beautiful!!! 

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May 29th, 2012 at 8:46PM
777crimsonchaos: lavastormsw: iiamthe2olluxiitii2me: autostralianchristmas: goatzee: chandeluresinitaly: pantherdancerbodieformanther: thatguywiththegoats: chotpot: calligraphy-victoria: Accurate. Ish. Wild Russia well fuck Adventure Time. I’m okay with this. Am I Finn or Jake? Wait, no, I’m Finn, Frus is Jake, all is awesome. Also Adventure Time! can i be your jake broski? 0u0 Regular Show …. Yeah Mermaids: A Body Found NO TAHT SHOW WAS CRAPPY CGI BULLPOOP NOOO IM NOT MONKEYMERMAIDS Supernatural. NO. NONONO ;A; Law & Order: Special Victims Unit uh does this mean i get molested or am i a cop this goes both ways but both of them are bad AVATAR, FUCK YEAH! Big Bang Theory… Why do I find this so appropriate? :? Oh god, I watched the preview for the Annoying Orange show… MY LIFE IS SCREWED.

777crimsonchaos:

lavastormsw:

iiamthe2olluxiitii2me:

autostralianchristmas:

goatzee:

chandeluresinitaly:

pantherdancerbodieformanther:

thatguywiththegoats:

chotpot:

calligraphy-victoria:

Accurate. Ish.

Wild Russia

well fuck

Adventure Time.

I’m okay with this. Am I Finn or Jake? Wait, no, I’m Finn, Frus is Jake, all is awesome.

Also Adventure Time!

can i be your jake broski? 0u0

Regular Show

….

Yeah

Mermaids: A Body Found

NO TAHT SHOW WAS CRAPPY CGI BULLPOOP NOOO IM NOT MONKEYMERMAIDS

Supernatural. NO. NONONO ;A;

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

uh does this mean i get molested or am i a cop this goes both ways but

both of them are bad

AVATAR, FUCK YEAH!

Big Bang Theory… Why do I find this so appropriate? :?

Oh god, I watched the preview for the Annoying Orange show… MY LIFE IS SCREWED.

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